Curtis Cunningham on technology, music, dogs, and life.

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RE: guitarist seeking to form dirty ass garage rock band only apply if
Reply to: anon-67499515@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-04-08, 8:35AM PDT

OK… now here's a real winner…huh? PLEEAASEE may I be in your band
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DUDES ONLY, NO CHICKS. NEEDED: DRUMMER, BASSGUITAR, RHYRTHM GUITAR, ORGAN. ONE CRAZZZZZY ASS MARK IS MOVING TO LOS ANGELES FROM AUSTIN TEXAS IN A FEW MONTHS TO GET FAMOUS AS HELL AND MAKE EVERYONE STOP LIKING SHITTTTY BRITISH BANDS LIKE “BLOCK PARTY”. STUPID OLD PEOPLE NEED NOT APPLY, AGES 18-25 IS BEST AND BETTER IF YR HANDSOME. MUST BE INTO: 13TH FLOOR ELEVATORS, MUSIC MACHINE, THE SEEDS, STANDELLS, ELECTRIC PRUNES, COUNT 5, ETC. PLEASE HAVE AN AWESOME RECORD COLLECTION IF YOU WANT TO BE IN THIS BAND SO WE CAN GET DRUNK AND LISTEN TO THE RECORDS AND DECIDE HOW WAY MORE CRAZY OUR SHIT WILL BE THAN ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAS EVER GOT RELEASED IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY. ONLY START THIS BAND WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO GET FAMOUS AND MAKE LOTS OF DOUGH. ONLY START THIS BAND WITH ME IF YOU WONT BE DUMB AS FUCK AND MAKE US LOOK BAD. BASICALLY THIS BAND WILL SURPASS THE BEATLES IN TERMS OF FAMOUSNESS AND CASH MONEY RETURNS. WE WILL CORRESPOND THRU EMAIL AND I CAN SEND MP3S OF THE SONG STRUCTURSE AND MORE. Y'ALL PLEASE SHOW ME WHAT L.A. IS ALL ABOUT BECAUSE PRETTY SOON IT WILL BE CONCQUERED BY MUSICAL ROCK AND ROLL. THANK YOU NOT UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE RELEVENCE OF THIS POSTT. BYE HO.