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Monthly Archives: August 2005

Rules for Ensemble Playing

30-Aug-05

Everyone should play the same piece.
Stop at every repeat sign, and discuss in detail whether to take the repeat. The audience will love this a lot!
If you play a wrong note, give a nasty look to one of your partners.
Keep your fingering chart handy. You can always catch up with the others.
Carefully tune your instrument […]

THE ORACLE OF STARBUCKS

03-Aug-05

Behold the Oracle’s wisdom:
Personality type: Hippie
In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you’re so intelligent and well-informed; it’s actually because you’re a sucker. You’ve dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your […]