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Bono

18-Jun-07

Bono, the lead singer of the band U2 is famous throughout the entertainment industry for
being more than just a little self-righteous.
He is playing a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland when he asks the audience for total quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding
the audience in total [...]

Cats vs. Dogs

17-Jun-07

DOG DIARY
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my [...]

Rules for Ensemble Playing

30-Aug-05

Everyone should play the same piece.
Stop at every repeat sign, and discuss in detail whether to take the repeat. The audience will love this a lot!
If you play a wrong note, give a nasty look to one of your partners.
Keep your fingering chart handy. You can always catch up with the others.
Carefully tune your instrument [...]

THE ORACLE OF STARBUCKS

03-Aug-05

Behold the Oracle’s wisdom:
Personality type: Hippie
In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you’re so intelligent and well-informed; it’s actually because you’re a sucker. You’ve dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your [...]

Bush Monkey

20-Apr-05

An oldie but a goodie…